When you're the only true friend someone has, and you're in love with them. It sucks to be friend zoned after you've had da taste of what a relationship could be like with them. Seriously just cut me off like an infected wound instead of leaving me to love you more

Does anyone know how to fabricate parking passes for Rio? I'm not about to shell out $500 for a parking pass for where I live. That's just bullshit.

I agree 100% that people don't need drugs or alcohol to have fun. But things are pretty damn fun while you are messed up! ;)

It only takes me about 1 minute to poop, but I usually sit on the toilet for 14 extra minutes scrolling through facebook! Haha. I wonder if people think I'm pooping that whole time??

I love my boobs but I'm afraid if I start working out, they'll get small again. How do I get a great stomach and legs without harming the goods?

About 3 years ago we were dumpster diving at the end of the school year and when we were getting ready to leave in our car we saw a family had just left. After their vehicle had pulled out we noticed they had left a large briefcase behind right next to where their car had been. It had a laptop and some Xbox items. Instead of taking it like some other people were egging us on to do we turned it into the front desk of Reilly hall. To whomever that belonged to I hope you got it back! I know I would have been devastated if someone had taken my stuff we had left on accident!

I have a really hairy ass. The struggle is real when it's time to wipe .

I got high and fingered my butthole last night. Shit was amazing, I can almost see how anal would be enjoyable, even as a straight guy