Its so sad that we live in a world that shames people for having gas. Its a natural human function. Can't I just fart and not be judged? Everybody farts so why do we need to hide it?

I wake up in the middle of an organism when I dream about sex. I am a girl.

I watch way too much TV, but it's not because I'm lazy or stupid. It's because I need the escape from my own life. I tell people how great my life is, but in reality I'm miserable. I'm tired of worrying about how I'm going to be able to eat tomorrow, pay for college, and buy new glasses so I can actually see again.

I'm not sure how I keep getting boyfriends, but I have serious hygiene issues. Maybe my body has adapted or something. I am decently attractive.

Just think: now that you're out of the house, your parents' sex lives have probably vastly improved.

The more I learn about myself as I get older the more I realize I don't fit into the mold of what a college guy should be. The whole problem I had before was I tried to be something I'm not. I don't think of the next party or crazy night but of the quiet nights I could have with someone on my arm. The kids I could imagine. Having a home paid off with a meal on the table talking about the same old things that happen everyday. That's all I really want and it seems so far away.

Gay porn arouses me, but i don't think i'd ever commit to doing it in real life.

I'm disgusted by sex... is that a thing?