I had sex with my best friends sister in her parents living room. She had a boyfriend at the time. Her dad woke up as she was riding me and she left me with horrible blue balls. It's ok tho because she dropped her iPhone in the toilet a few minutes after. Karmas a bitch. And I was wearing a rubber so thank god I dodged that bullet!

My roommate (in an apartment) goes to bed so early. I wish I knew more people that had a night life attitude. I'm up right now drinking by myself thinking, I wish I had someone to chill with!

Dear Neighbors,
My rommate and I would like to say something.
Shut the fuck up!

Who are the other 4-5 people being fucked over right now by The Commons? Fuck it, I'll ask who else has been fucked over by the commons? They gave me a lovely call this morning nicely notifying me that my move in date has moved from this saturday to the 5th. Now if that isnt a blindfolded ass ramming i dont know what is, I look forward to being homeless for the next week, should be rad. But really, fuck the commons, nothing but trouble, DONT EVER THINK ABOUT LIVING HERE, their management can be ran better by brain dead sea lions. Heres two middle fingers in yo face

Well it's that time of year for all the posers to get their pumps in at the NAU gym. Fml!

Tomorrow I will be giving my girlfriend my envelope gifts to help with the distance while I'm in flag. Hopefully she likes them. ^_^

PS I am a girl and we've been dating for 3 months now.

After finsihing my Freshman year I feel like my time is running out. I only have 3 years left of college, and after that I am going to regret not doing things that are best done in college. What's the best way to get the full college experience?

Everything he ever said to me lost it's meaning when he snuggled up to someone he's always liked immediately after we broke up. He really likes his back ups....