I wish NAU Hookups was still posting...

I'm so confused how sex on the first night even happens. I mean like I know how it happens in theory, but I could never imagine it happening in real life. Besides how can you know you're not about to screw a psycho?

I like it when my girlfriend puts on a strapon and has anal with me.

I love when people I went to highschool with have kids, so I can watch from the shadows as their lives get worse. Enjoy being 19 with 2 kids, ya slots!

After multiple encounters gotta say, not a fan of coochie piercings.

For the lonest time I thought "Thunder Thighs" meant that the girl had a "Lightning Pussy". I only found out the meaning when I had amazing sex with this girl and called her "Thunder Thighs" immediately after.

I just smoked weed for the first time & I think I'm high as fuck.

My friends think I'm too nice always being their DD, but I'm not sure what they'll think about my AA meetings I started this summer. Haha, they get all fucked up and they think I'm laughing with them. Glad I'm free from that shit. (anonymous....like you have NO idea) #sobersemester #fuckyes #AArocks4youngpeeps