Do NAU girls like moustaches?

I get so bored by myself it reminds me of HS where I had no real friends... I've done nothing but smoke sleep and school.

Got laid by convincing a freshmen that I was Skrillex, now her roommate wants to come over.

I don't miss a bunch of the extra bullshit that came with a relationship but I miss the fuck out of cuddling and feeling like someone gives a shit about me. the struggle.

got busted smoking while wearing my onsie and the cops let me go. successful second day of college? i think so.

Describe your last fart using a movie title lmao

Aaaaaand GO!

I finished my degree at NAU in 2013. There is no denying it underwent a drastic change in the short timespan I was there (acceptance rate went up 20%!), but it seems the students are getting worse. I'm horrified to read that students are calling each other fat and ugly. Only unintelligent people treat each other that way. The only thing keeping me from being embarrassed to admit I went to NAU is the fact that I went there when students still treated each other with dignity and respect.

That awkward moment when your friend asks you to use bolt cutters to cut through a pad lock locking his chastity device. Sorry bro, I'm not going anywhere near your dick..and you shouldn't want bolt cutters anywhere around there too.