It's my pussy I can do what I want Hm, I'm a big girl now!

Are there any girls at NAU with boyfriends/fiances/etc. in the military? My boyfriend is and I feel like it'd be helpful to know some people in the same situation.

Whenever I'm on the bus, I always think to myself: "How do you people not know you are in the presence of a genius?..." then I turn and gape the whole ride at the Asian sitting on the other side.

Every blow job I've given, I've been able to get a guy off in a matter of minutes. Does this mean I'm super good or I've only given it to quick guys??

Okay whoever lives above A14 in Pine Ridge Village are the most inconsiderate douches ever. I'd appreciate if you guys or girls didn't jump and stomp around while opening and slamming shut (what seems to be billions of) drawers you have in your apt every night around 1am. I honestly hope one day you fall through my ceiling from jumping and stomping just so I can personally punch you in the throat. Sincerely, someone who lives under you annoying assholes. :)

I cry after really good sex and it always freaks my boyfriend out.

Every time I drive by someone smoking I roll down my windows and yell, "You're so cool!" and drive away.

Gets an e-mail from the president of the hall saying we have to clean out the hair from the shower drains because it's not the cleaning crews job...