Tuesday, 09 September 2014 07:50 AM
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Halloween is my favorite time of year because I can dress up like a murderous psychopath and scare people with little to no consequence. This year... I'm thinking Patrick Bateman.
Tuesday, 09 September 2014 07:46 AM
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Sometimes I wonder... what if Jesus was the one that needed Jesus?
Tuesday, 09 September 2014 07:33 AM
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I hope everyone has a good day! I got my dick sucked last night for the first time, so I know I'll be having a great day!
Tuesday, 09 September 2014 07:32 AM
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I used to carry around a knife with me often, if only so I could make horrible puns. "It's KNIFE to meet you." "Oh, don't worry, you're stab-le!" "You can see I'm a CUT above the rest!"
Tuesday, 09 September 2014 07:31 AM
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When I get married, I have given my best man full permission to hide nerf guns under the seats of several of the guests at the reception for their use when the DJ plays "The Rains of Castamere".
Tuesday, 09 September 2014 06:18 AM
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Let's meet up and run! Stay in shape guys and girls!?!?!
Tuesday, 09 September 2014 02:09 AM
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Just cause I wrap my dick; doesn't mean I'm Santa.
Tuesday, 09 September 2014 01:02 AM
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I really want to suck someone's dick right now...