I listen to Star Wars music when finishing my homework. It helps give me that extra push to continue.

I went to the gynecologist for the first time in my life, and I feel practically ruined. Everyone tells me it sucks, that's life....BUT I WAS FINGERED BY AN OLD LADY. As if I didn't have enough issues, sex and masturbation are now ruined for me. I feel like I'll never be ever to do it again. Excuse me while I go die.

The man who drives the Moutain Link bus reminds me of Nigel Thornberry when he says "have a SMASHING day"

Really hard not to be judgmental when I find my roommate's cheese in the freezer ...

This morning I was takin a heavy dump in the DUB and another dude walked in and challenged me to a fart battle.. I lost. Idk I think the dude might have been Mexican because not only did it smell horrible he made it sound like a warzone.

I don't appreciate the relationship between the students and people who work campus dining. Especially the hotspot and the Dub. I feel that we as students should have more appreciation for the workers and not think "This food is shit" because they work their asses off to make sure that you have food and you should at least give them the slightest bit of recognition. And workers, please tell me you aren't doing stuff like licking the spoons :p. -Sincerely, some guy who wants to make campus a happier place.

If I'm ever sitting at my computer, and I'm particularly sad, I just take a look to the left. I have this little crab that moves when the sun hits the solar panel on its back and it's always so happy that it makes me happy too.

I hate it when a guy's way of flirting is making fun of you jokingly. I have been made fun of my whole life not as a joke. How on earth would I find this funny or even remotely charming? No... Just no...