Friday, 19 September 2014 04:33 PM
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I want to walk around campus with a captain morgan bottle full of Iced tea, drinking from it in public.
Friday, 19 September 2014 04:31 PM
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If the Admin says "ohhh child...' one more time in the comments I'm literally gonna freak out
Friday, 19 September 2014 04:29 PM
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One of the thoughts that keeps me up at night is wondering if BOTH sets of Poison Ivy's lips are venomous.
Friday, 19 September 2014 04:28 PM
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I'm kind of ticked about the fact that a guy will talk to me like a normal human being if I'm wearing a Bioshock shirt, but if my girlfriend wears that same shirt she's suddenly a "Fake Gamer" and deserves nothing but contempt.
Friday, 19 September 2014 04:23 PM
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If I ask to go on a walk with you, I would probably like to hold hands and say really adorable shit.
Friday, 19 September 2014 04:16 PM
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Romantic comedies have skewed my idea of how people are supposed to fall in love.
Friday, 19 September 2014 04:12 PM
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Every night I take my phone into the shower with me and have Skype sex with my boyfriend, and when he comes to visit we have sex in there all the time too. So suck on that loser, virgin roommate!
Friday, 19 September 2014 04:10 PM
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I want to show up to a prom dressed up as Jesus and ask dancing couples if I can cut in.