Tuesday, 23 September 2014 05:42 PM
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To the two girls walking behind me near the union. I kept looking back to stare at a car, not you guys. Sorry if it was awkward.
Tuesday, 23 September 2014 05:20 PM
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I have two girlfriends and a side bitch. I think my first girlfriend is getting suspicious. How do I keep them from finding out about each other??
Tuesday, 23 September 2014 02:42 PM
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At the gym, I'll play a military motivation video to remind me I'm not gonna get anywhere if I don't try and work hard doing it.
Tuesday, 23 September 2014 02:33 PM
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Please brush your teeth, I want to vomit whenever you have your mouth open(which is all the time because you're a mouth-breather). Good hygiene benefits everyone.
Tuesday, 23 September 2014 01:36 PM
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It seems I craved poison over love.
Tuesday, 23 September 2014 11:03 AM
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Any christian boys looking for a Christian girl?
Tuesday, 23 September 2014 10:40 AM
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The primary reason for my trust issues is because my mother tricked me into drinking vanilla extract by luring me with it's such wonderful smell.
Tuesday, 23 September 2014 10:37 AM
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I might be pregnant and I'm freaking out. If I am I'll obviously get an abortion but just thinking about it scares me. Fuck my life