My anaconda don't want none unless you're willing to snuggle.

I went to the Union Starbucks yesterday with my friend who was scared about asking this one girl out, and then the sweetest blonde girl was all like "you can do it! You can! I have faith in you." I just wanted to say, that he regrets not getting her phone number.

In order to fall in love with someone, I need to hate myself a lot less. This sucks.

My roommate has the worst rhythm when he's high, and I can't figure out whether it's hilarious or annoying.

I wish I knew how to play a string instrument because it has so much more of a romantic vibe to it, and can make anything sound classy. Instead, I'm just stuck with my tone-deafness and my drums.

Ever since the Super Smash Bros. 3DS demo came out, I've gone mad playing it and haven't slept for two days. Oh God, I need help lol.

I am super sick and my boyfriend sat in bed all day with me watching Dr. Who marathons, and at the last episode where rose tyler and the doctor kiss and run off into the sunset, he pulled out a tiny little tardis shaped box and popped it open and asked if I would be his companion. before I could say yes I threw up all over him.... urgh....run you clever boy was the only thing going through my head.....

When I get really upset and someone gets me pissed off past the point of no return, I hum the chorus to Magic!-Rude and wish I could just ask them hypothetically, "Why you gotta be so rude, don't you know I'm human too?" If only people weren't such asses... end rant!
On a positive note, hope you all are having a great week :)