My roommate met a guy on Tinder and he showed up with flowers on their second date. My boyfriend of two years has never given me flowers and I'm done asking for them. Roses are still pretty if I buy them myself, right?

I'm seriously considering buying my own toilet seat cover.

Get your fucking relationship drama off facebook. I'm tired of reading it on my wall. Text or something goddamn.

In the sixth Harry Potter movie, something about Draco's tormented face just gets me all hot and bothered. I'd Mal-fool around with him.

I'm done trying... I came to NAU instead of ASU because I assumed everyone including girls would be nicer and a little less stuck up... I think I might have been wrong seeing every girl I talk to even if I just say hey thinks I wanna fuck them and say sorry no thanks.. Like really.. So it's that or gettin canceled on.

I think I just walked through the group of Phoenix suns players in the dub. Like the actual Phoenix suns.
Am I on something or did that happen

Nice legs, Daisy Dukes, makes a man go "Yeah, but will she pilot a giant fighting robot with me."

To all the people that walk around with their dogs and let me pet them if I ask: Thank you very much. I have a severe case of chronic puppyitis and you guys are helping me get my daily dose.