the only kind of person worse than the one who brings his guitar to class is the one who asks to play it in order to make the other guy look like a fool. im proud of my restraint.

This is college I don't see why you have to assign seats for 300 students...

I still have "Dragosta Din Tei" on my MP3 player.

I don't want to go on a panty raid. I'd rather go on a pantry raid.

VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK ANYONE THAT SAYS THAT IT'S NOT A PLANET!!!

I want to tackle a guy unexpectedly whether he is walking, riding a bike, or skateboarding.. because a lot of you guys look super huggable!
So if you get tackled.. well.. you get it ;)

Why do girls ignore message for a given amount of time, even if I just want to be friends. Like I know you people check your phones constantly!

i got married when I was 18. shortly after my husband was killed in a drunk driving accident. now that I have moved on and forward Im engaged and suddenly getting horrible messages like on your second marriage already? why should I feel horrible for moving past his tragic loss....should I break the engagement off in respect for my husbands memory?