For the love of God NAU, DO NOT BAN SMOKING! You do not want to see us without cigarettes!

I wish I could fuck all of these vocal majors.

I really want to have sex with a couple different girls, but I keep getting grief from eveyone. WTF. BTW I'm a girl.

to the girl in my Global Village class whom today after I asked if firing someone for being gay was a real thing that happened, sarcastically and rudely said, "Yeah discrimination is a real thing", look you dumb bitch, obviously it is. I am discriminated against almost on the daily for the color of my skin I think I know its real. Plus, im in college, I think im pretty smart. next time you want to talk down to me I hope you're ready to get your feelings hurt. Sincerily, the bitch who isn't afraid to make you cry

I hate how you guys are my friends when it comes to needing help, but then you will make plans to hang out right in front of me and not say a single thing to me the whole time. I would rather you try to hide your hanging out.

I had sex with one of my coworkers and last night I had a sex dream about another one. I think my subconscious has a real knack for military vets because I cant stop my desire for a good dose of Vitamin D from both of them.

The average person spends four years looking down at their cell phone. I dare you all to change that!

I'm pumped up that NAU is considering banning smoking on campus. Though I'm a senior, I'm happy for other students that might benefit from this in the future. Four years of encountering second-hand smoke was terrible.