To the guy who untangled me from the fence the first day of school after my brakes failed and I crashed my bike into a pole near the Skydome:

Thank you for stopping to help me. I'm sorry I have no idea who you are, I actually don't remember much about it. I was concussed and temporarily blind, but I remember not being able to stand up. I also remember screaming a lot, and you untangled my jacket sleeve from the fence and pulled me off of my bike. No one else stopped to help me until after you did.

Thank you for proving that there still are good people.

All I want is a woman that will let me cook for her if she'll do the dishes, watch horrible horror films with me, and kick my ass in Fire Emblem whenever we play.

You sir.. are the cutest thing ever! I love watching you smile every week! Just seeing you smile literally turns my shitty week into something words cant even describe! Like I cant even hold myself together when the day comes that I can see you smile again.

One day.. I swear.. I'm going to buy you a bouquet of roses because I want to be the reason you smile! :)

~A gay guy

I just want to get drunk and fuck someone is that too much to ask?

I finally played through Bioshock Infinite and my mind is so vastly full of fuck right now.

Let's be honest here. Gardevoir is the sexiest pokemon.

I doubt that I will ever be able to clean my hard drive enough after joining a TF2 Brony server.

I accidentally stole someone's tapingo, we ordered the same drink and they didn't call the name. I've been feeling guilty all morning, sorry Kaden!!! whoever you are..