I'm a bit ashamed to admit that I thought that all of the workers at the student technology center were a bunch of guys that lived with their parents and were super arrogant computer nerds... turns out they're just really awkward and they're actually really nice. The fact that the ones I've met are girls isn't a bad thing either.

I am always there for you, yet you push me away once you reach a certain point. I barely get thanked by you and you ignore me and my feelings, it seems like what I give you is not enough, which makes me very sad inside. All I wish is that you wake up out of your bubble and let people help you.

To the chick I always see walking with the wolf puppy on campus I am determined to get your number next time

I never want kids, but I think my boy friend would be an adorable dad

I work in the Hotspot and I love masturbating before I come into work and then not washing my hands. How does that puss taste boys?

I thought I was really good at art until I came to NAU. My artist self esteem has never been lower seeing how much better everyone else is than me.

I'm so glad we aren't friends anymore. You're a selfish fucking bitch that doesn't know how to keep loyal friends. Have fun with all the cunts that just want you for a ride. Me and your other two "friends" are happy as fuck without ya.

I'm totally judging you if you have a Louis Vuitton or Coach bag but your clothes are from K-mart. Especially if the bag is dirty and worn out. LV and Coach weren't stylish in the first place you aren't fooling anyone. It only looks like you want to show off a bag that costs too much money for what it is.