With all these confessions about murdering cats and coming in girls' faces, I feel like my own confessions about anything else are inadequate.

I haven't seen this guy I like in over a week. I swear if he was here right now I would give him one of the most mind blowing blow jobs ever.

Being a cynical and misanthropic person, I took a leap of faith to make friends that I didn't have in high school. Ended up digging myself a larger pit by associating with the most aneurysm-inducing people I've ever met. It would be in my best interest for someone to pick my friends for me, because I have awful judgement.

I literally threw up yesterday after eating at the Dub. I'm not sick or anything, I felt fine before I went there and after I vomited. I think I had just eaten meat that had been sitting out for way to long. So please, even if no one is taking the food... refresh the fucking plates.

Ran into some people at the field at Gabaldon and me and my friends gave them a light show while we smoked, to the girl who took my picture (a few times), I wished I had asked for your number!

Would it be considered stalking to wish a girl in one of my classes i like happy birthday on facebook?

To the people who think you can get away smoking bud in your dorm room, stop. Just stop. I didn't think I would get rolled but it happened. Shit sucks, learn from my fuck up guys.

I'm actually sick of the stereotypes toward the nonbelievers. I'm a nice and honest guy with huge respect toward humanity and it's culture. Religious people always assume that atheist do things in spite of the bible. No, I do things because it's the right thing to do.