When I meet new people, the amount of effort I put into the relationship is directly proportional to how useful they might be to me at a later time.

To the guy that has been told he watches too much porn, I'm right there with you. And I tried telling my last boyfriend maybe we could watch porn together, but he thought that "me" watching porn was a weird thing. But he could watch as much porn as he liked. Because girls don't watch porn and I'm an odd ball for doing it?

If you're allowed to watch porn maybe we can watch together and have sex(;

People who complain about grammar in things that were probably written on four inch smatphones by half asleep and wasted students are the absolute worst kind of people. Ugly, annoying, soulless, terrible, scum of the earth, bad people. Eat shooooot.

I don't know why people say they walk through a plummet of smoke on campus - im an ex smoker, been free from the sticks for a while. But I literally don't notice it,- and trust me I would. im not gonna tell people not to smoke cause thats too damn hypocritical and its not a big deal and lol.

I just had this funny moment of "wow, an admin didn't post some downright inspirational shit i wrote to try and help others?" then I realized - wait why am i giving a fuck? haha

my acne makes me really self conscious. How do guys respond to girls with bad acne?

Now that my hair is actually grown out and long I spend most of my time with it up to keep it out of the way. What do guys thing about hair length?

I almost t-boned you by the parking garage. I am sorry.