I'm a girl and if I had a son I would never circumcise him. There's no medical reason to and it's an outdated tradition.

I confess I don't even know how many men I've slept with. I don't even give two shits. I've been safe, never did anything I didn't want and enjoyed it for the most part.
real confession: I wish I could find one guy to be in a relationship with, but I'm attracted to guys who are attracted to multiple girls. So I play it off that I'm not really looking for a relationship, then I retaliate and sleep with other guys

I have become notorious for having sex with girls while they're on their period. #Don'tMindKetchupOnMyHotdogAsLongAsTheBunIsTight

Saw a dude with a 2-inch wiener take a leak on the grass at the ADTR/BMTH/MIW/Chiodos concert we just went to..

I listen to music whenever I go to the bathroom because I hate the sound of fluids and solids leaving my body (yes, even semen).

So cool that those kids did Free Hugs. It takes a lot of courage for them to go out there shamelessly, and give strangers hugs. Thank you for your kindness!

To the red haired bus driver: I'm digging yourtastell in music. I doubt I'll ever hear "bad company" and "war pigs" in a bus ever again, but it was awesome.

I just found my math teacher on Tinder. He is really cute and only 23 but do I swipe like or not.