Graduated last year, and while cleaning found my old college id. Gave me memories of how many pills I used to chop up with it. Mostly adderall, ritalin, and a whole lot of coke. I miss college

Summer of 12, I was riding to the gym. I had drank a lot the night before. While riding, I felt a huge surge of bubble guts come upon me. I tried to go into the FCB to use their bathroom....CLOSED! I had to go so bad, it was like water coming out I couldn't hold it in. It ran down my leg, I used my undershirt to clean it up. I rode home with soggy shorts, my gf had just gotten to the apartment. Tried slipping in to the shower, but she caught me. Worst day of my life

Confession: When I was 18 I had a 5 hour threesome with my mom's best friend and my boyfriend.
She was a total MILF!

I can't afford my dog's surgery. Without it, he barks excessively. I live in a closed area and he gets overly excited by nearly all of the stimulus (ex: passing car, neighbors outside). Neighbors are starting to complain so I'm trying to reinforce his training but my family isn't as patient as I am and think that punishment is a better method. I don't know what to do. They won't even arrange to have his surgery done in the first place. Plus, they don't believe a dog should be in the house so he stays outside and is surrounded by his negative rewards ALL THE TIME. I think I need to give him up. I feel like I failed.

As an independent, free-spirited NT, I am clueless about romantic relationships. I fo have, however, the best friendships anyone could wish for. Lol Screw romantic relationships, when you have the greatest friwnds around. Remember yourself and your own happiness.

The best part of the day is coming home to my apartment and being able to jam out shamelessly in my underwear without embarrassing myself. The best feeling in the the world <3.

Whenever people ask me if I drink, I say "No" (because I don't). They either respond with "That's cool" (aka, "What a loser, how do you expect to have a social life in college if you don't drink") or "Why not?" What the hell difference does it make why I don't.

My usual response of "Because I don't want to" doesn't seem to be cutting it anymore. I'm thinking about telling people that I am a recovering alcoholic, Muslim, or pregnant. Maybe all three? I wonder if my being a male will throw them off about that last one; maybe some will think I am passable. Maybe some won't!

I need a friend to practice deep throating on.