If you get a warning for parking, please do not keep parking there until you get booted. People that actually use and paid for the parking space need it.

If your headphones are bigger than your head, you look stupid.

No you don't need adderall to pass a class, but it certainly helps when you're taking 9 sci/math/engi classes. Sorry if that's hard to understand with your degree that has a high school work load.

Today I saw that handsome Mexican kid. He was wearing his usual NAU hat and that grey jacket. Ah it was a real bummer that it covered his magnificent body.

To the girl looking for me, the guy with the Firebird. Sorry I'm gay. I have a firebird, wasn't that clue enough?

I'm completly in love with this woman... but it's kinda long distance and i never get to see her... I know it's really hard on her, and we keep braking up and then getting back together... I'm pretty sure if we get back together we're gonna break up again, so i don't know if we should, but i want to be with her

Don't worry laundry..... nobody does me either.

I don't even like baseball, I just like to go because hoes love baseball games. Never met a hoodrat that would deny going to a baseball game, and 99% of getting a blowie. Ohhh and to drink, can't forget about that selling point of course.