I'll probably lose my virginity to someone who can afford to buy me Chipotle.

I've never been with a black or Mexican woman, by choice. But I always hear they do it better.. Still never had proof...

I'm a girl and l really really really just wanna trick or treat, haven't in years because of strict parents. Please, someone go with me, l don't wanna go alone :(

Someone in my apartment complex has a RWBY poster and cute spoopy halloween decorations in their window and I want to be their friend, but I can never seem to catch them outside. Would it be weird to knock on their door and say hi? Also there was someone above them blasting pokemon music. I want to be their friend toooooo.

There was a girl named Louise,
Who did as she pleased,
She befriended an ape,
Her new best mate,
And now she lives in trees
Tinder 101

I though I loved my ex-boyfriend and was heart broken when he said he did not love me back. Now that we broke up and he told me he loves me, I realized that the only reason I still see him once in a while is because I enjoy the sex too much and I actually was never in love with him. I guess karma can be a bitch!

Friday is my day off. On Fridays I sit in my dorm, day drink, listen to ambient music, and browse Stumbleupon until I pass out.

shitposting is all i understand and know how to do anymore. wake me up inside