I wish I could please myself without breaking down. I can't deal with not getting laid and not being able to help myself.

Reading 50 shades of grey, and all I can think of is the guy I sit next to in class. If only he knew what I'd do for him.

To the girls that use the Wilson first floor bathroom: Don't just leave your pubes on the toilet, that's nasty as fuck.

I really need a punching bag that feels/looks like a human so I can feel like I'm actually beating the shit out of someone without actually beating the shit out of someone. That is all.

Sex with my girlfriend has gotten insane. For example she squeezes me out of her when she organism and she cums at least twice every time.

For the last few weeks I've been sitting next to a girl who I believe is truly breath taking lay beautiful but I just don't know how to start talking to her..

I have a boyfriend, but hot damn: that guy that works at Einstein's and Starbucks is some hella fine eye-candy.

I don't want to seem like an asshole, but the man who works upstairs in the Union makes me feel really uncomfortable. I get that he's mentally disabled, but his persistence to talk to those who don't want to talk to anyone in general (not just him) is really unsettling.