I honestly feel that it's okay for humans to have sex with animals as long as they are their property. Yeah, it might suck for the human, but if people can eat animals....they should be able to fuck em :)

I'm trying to get my mitts on a powerful portable speaker so I can blast the Attack on Titan theme music while I'm walking around in my costume on Friday.

What ever happened to spontaneous, thrilling, sex!!! That kind like in high school, where you go someplace you know is a risky place, and just get an adrenaline rush out of that pussy! Sex has become lame...

In order to be a man, you must be swift as a coursing river, have all the force of a great typhoon, all the strength of a raging fire, and be mysterious as the dark side of the moon. Frank and Beans are not necessary.

The best thing about living in your own place is that you can fart all you want that you can play the Star Wars orchestral overture with your farts shamelessly.

Listen, as much as I like the whole "Body positive, you are beautiful no matter what" movement, there is a line that has to be drawn. Yes, big can be beautiful, but there is also a point where big is unhealthy to the person that is carrying around the extra weight. We're talking heart attacks and strokes, here. I support body positivity to the utmost extent, but the second it starts becoming a detriment to your health is when you're straying into the realm of an eating disorder just like anorexia. Both sides of the scale are equally important, and need to be considered equally.

Told my boss today about how NAU has a Quidditch team and about the whole zombie apocalypse deal. He completely lost his shit for a good 5 minutes saying that that was the stupidest thing he had ever heard and how he couldn't believe people did that. About an hour later I get called to his office and he tells me had hasn't gotten any work done because he couldn't figure out how to play the game with out flying around. We spent the next hour or so researching how to play... Needless to say it was a very productive day at work

I want to fuck somebody so bad right now! Maybe its not the best way to deal with my emotions (I know its not) but it makes everything feel better for a while.