OMG OMG OMG I just saw a chick blowing a dude near the clock on the North Quad.

I confess that I am absolutely worthless. When I get to know people they become "busier". I'm doing poorly in school and I constantly mess up and force my parents to clean up the mess with their money. I sincerely hope none of you ever meet me

I have put in so much practice to being terrifying for Halloween, and I really hope that it pays off.

I am a lesbian who very much enjoys watching gay (male) porn, yet cAnnot even fathom having intercourse with a dude.

Sooo I have to work Thanksgiving day. And the 4 days after Thanksgiving. At first I was bummed because I always fly home for the holiday, but then I tried to focus on the crazy amount of money il be making and how it will help me buy Christmas presents for everyone. I finally told my family that I won't be coming home this year for Thanksgiving dinner and they said they would drive (across the U.S mind you) to have dinner with me that night. I turned them down because I'm actually not minding down playing dinner. They now think I'm depressed and want to FaceTime me to see "all the friends" il be eating dinner with. Help....

Call me a pig but sometimes I intentionally walk behind girls just so I can check out their ass. ( ?° ?? ?°)

On a lamp post by the union fieldhouse, you will find half a pack of Camel cigarettes and a functioning lighter. Free to a good home.

The one thing I hate about having a roommate is that I can't masterbate whenever I want to. Like, tonight i was trying to be super sneaky and do it while she was sleeping but I orgasmed so hard I woke her up and i had to explain myself. Dorm life is such a bitch sometimes