I sometimes fantasize about breaking a person's neck. Certain people in particular more than others.

Some people say that I'm going to hell for whatever reason, and it kind of hurts my feelings that they'd want to send me home like that.

If you want even a modicum of human emotion out of me, you will have to try really fucking hard.

People that take League of Legends -or any videogame for that matter- far too seriously make me sick.

Why is it that the only people interested in me romantically are either underage, or live clear across the country.

I feel like an Alien among all of you…

Okay guys listen. This confession is about my butt hole.

For a long time in my life I never had solid poops. actually most my life I didn't. But lately I've just been having these seemingly healthy poops. Brown, large and solid and they hurt like hell. Jesus they hurt, in fact the first one I took like this caused me to yelp. That's right I gave it a review on YELP. No but seriously I made loud pain related noises. Okay pull it together, it's time to be serious, now every time I go to wipe there is blood. When I check in the toilet there is no blood on my poop and none in the toilet and I know that bloody stools could mean prostate cancer.

Could it be that my poops suddenly becoming healthy are to big for my butt to handle and are ripping it? Has anyone else encountered this problem before!!! HALP MY BUTT HOLE NEEDS A DOCTOR!!!!!!

I severely dislike being praised for achievements or awards, don’t get me wrong I’m happy & grateful with what I accomplish in life & my goals, I just don’t like sharing, it’s not OK to brag. In HS when I knew I had some sort of award or praise coming I would ask the teacher “can you give it to me after class please?” Sorry but that’s just how I feel…