I don't read the readings for my discussion posts. I wait till several people have already posted their introductions and I take the quotes from the readings from their submissions and re-word what they said and put my own spin on it. It's worked for the past 9 weeks of discussion postings, 10/10 every time.

So I have a huge pet peeve. When it comes to toilet paper, I'm an "over". And it drives me crazy when I see it "under". So whenever I go somewhere and I see toilet paper "under", I change them if I can. Yup, I'm that girl.

To the girl who passed out in the Subway line on Saturday night, I hope you are ok! You looked really sweet and like you had made a very good friend who would cradle you in her lap. That wait for the bread is enough to take down anyone.

"Dude, could you walk any slower!?" You ask, as I leave the crosswalk in which I had the right of way, from the window of your truck that you stopped in the middle of a turn...meaning you block the traffic behind you and are supposed to be moving yourself out of right now.

D-bag logic.

Had to leave my dog at home when I left to college. Now the only thing I have to remember him by is the pictures of him that I masturbate to every night

I know people think it's gross when girls don't shave their legs, but like... have you ever grown a luxurious little coat down there and were sad when you had to shave it off? That shit is cozy.

To the couple banging in the music building practice rooms, I saw and heard you. My advice, try the flute next time. She might actually try to enjoy it.

I just got hired for a job that pays $77 an hour and haven't even graduated. Can I scream like a giddy school girl now?!?