Tonight, I was halfway between Hilltop and the HLC when the urge to shit overwhelmed me. I thought I could make it to the HLC, but I couldn't. I shit my pants on the pedway. I jumped the fence and left my shit filled drawers in the graveyard. After that, I walked home commando in my basketball shorts, with shit running down my leg into my shoes, and had a prison shower with a hose in my yard.

Is there any NAU confession to be made in which random people won't issue ornery responses. *Takes cover*

I just gotta say, there's an astro ta who is so damn hot. Everytime i see her she's wears these jeans that just... damn. Please tell me she's single. And a stoner.

There's this adorable girl by the Suites all the time with long brown hair and she always wears cool hats and I'm slowly gaining the courage to talk to her

I have relations with two guys who are roommates.

Any chick participating in "No Shave November" will also be a part of "No Dick December"

I watched Netflix and cried all day, as a guy. Fuggit.

To the post about Juno being the best movie made:
Sorry it is the most retarded movie out there next to Nacho Libre and Napoleon Dynamite.