Thursday, 13 November 2014 05:15 PM
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Met this chill girl in class, got her number, hung out a few times. Told her my intentions of wanting to be more than friends, we hook up... and I come to find out I'm the rebound haha. Fuck the friendzone, peace bitch.
Thursday, 13 November 2014 04:21 PM
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I will listen to The Mountain Goats every day until the day I die.
Thursday, 13 November 2014 02:51 PM
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When a girl says "When I have kids..." instead of "If I have kids..." it's a huge turn on for me
Thursday, 13 November 2014 02:44 PM
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Is it just me or does it seem like there are way less busses this year than last? I used to wait maybe 5-10 mins at a bus stop and now i find myself waiting 15-25 minutes. This is fucking ridiculous!
Thursday, 13 November 2014 01:06 PM
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I enjoy pissing in people's gas tanks.
Thursday, 13 November 2014 09:33 AM
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My roommate refuses to clean or contribute anything to the bathroom we share. So I took my shower curtain, bath matt, and waste basket back and am waiting to report her for water damage. Go buy your own supplies, you lazy brat.
Wednesday, 12 November 2014 10:24 PM
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I'm addicted to shaving every hair on my body.
Wednesday, 12 November 2014 09:41 PM
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Marines get me really wet and horny. Flaunt your uniform and my golden pussy is yours. P.s. I live in Tinsley.