I really hate people who bitch about me taking the elevator to the third floor. I'm paying 30k a year to come here, I can take the damn elevator if I choose. And if you're on the fourth floor, you can't complain about me taking the elevator if you're in it with me. Chances are, whatever is in your room can wait 5 seconds for me to get out.

It's curious how I'm willing to date those who I have little in common with. Doesn't mean I love them or even like them but what the hell. Here's a hint. I know you will read this.

My roommate is the biggest fucking idiot when it comes to using the dishwasher. You dont throw food in there, wash it off at least a little before throwing it in there ya fuckin dope!

$58 just so a doctor can tell me I'm sick here at the HLC. It used to be $15. Wtf. No. And for some reason you can't take my insurance? Wtf? Why is it even an issue? I'm not paying that much plus whatever pills I need. Might as well die rather than spend money that I don't have.

I'm really into this girl and I am seriously considering dating her cuz she is honestly the most amazing, beautiful girl I think I've ever met... that is all.

And we could Fuck and be friends ????

I met this girl on tinder and we hit it off pretty well. I invited her over and when we got back to my place and had a few drinks. Soon enough I started to feel dizzy and don't remember anything after that. I woke up naked chained to my bed with a shit on my chest. I don't even know what to do now. I feel so ashamed of myself. I spend all day just crying in the shower. Please guys, be safe, and watch out for this new phenomenon.

They were right, having sex with your roommate does make living together easier.