Saturday, 22 November 2014 05:36 AM
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I was super drunk last night and was trying to have sex with my girlfriend, i knew it was a bad idea when she was on top. I couldn't hold it in and accidentally threw up on her. Why did i eat Mexican food that day, sorry for that chicken burrito all over you babe!
Saturday, 22 November 2014 05:29 AM
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It's funny how some people think smoking weed is so bad for you, go online and find these grandmas that tried smoking weed for the first time out of a bong.. They had the best time ever!
Saturday, 22 November 2014 05:29 AM
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I am 19 and my girlfriend is 16, we met in high school and were friends for a while and than recently started dating. Is it illegal for me to actually be dating her?. i just don't want to get in trouble and than have to register as a dam sex offender!
Saturday, 22 November 2014 05:26 AM
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I was walking through sears yesterday and saw someone smoking a joint in the bathroom, and i asked the guy why he's smoking in the bathroom and he says i'm doing the loud challenge... WTF is wrong with this world!
Saturday, 22 November 2014 05:25 AM
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Dam it! I finally got busted having breakfast at a random hotel! I knew i shouldn't of gone to the same place 5 days in a row!
Saturday, 22 November 2014 05:22 AM
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Can't wait until the new student apartment complex gets built on route 66, and i finally won't have to party at the grove anymore all the time!
Saturday, 22 November 2014 05:20 AM
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I still remember when i lost my virginity to my babysitter, i was 14 and she was almost 18, i guess hitting puberty at an early age is a huge benefit!
Saturday, 22 November 2014 05:19 AM
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I love when i see a cameltoe! Keep wearing them tight yoga pants.