Dear Fucking Bitch at Cline today,
Thank you ever so much so placing your massive computer charger into the outlet that I was about to use. By blocking the only other socket that was in range of my power cord you caused not only my computer to die, but also my monthly dose of PMS was greatly intensified due to your baffling ignorance of the people around you. Again, thank you for forcing me to move and making my piss perfect day even better. Keep up the good work.

fuck that earth quake, i was getting laid. -__-

I had this girl over the other night, and she took my measly two grams of weed when she left. Seriously bitch? You don't know me, don't steal from me ho, enjoy your four slashed tires. You cost me a few bucks, I cost you a few hundred.

A few weeks is all it took for me to fall in love with you.

Anyone have any advice for getting a job when you've never had one before?

My boy friend is the type of person that has to lie about having experiencd certain things or knowing of certain things to fit in. Like how little kids lie to fit in. It is anoying and pathetic really. He is nearly 24 years old.

I decided to call myself out about being fake; I always try so hard to be nice to everyone, regardless if I actually like them or not. I decided this was a shitty way to live and stopped. It's funny though because it caught some people off guard... They literally had no idea how I really felt about them until I stopped being nice to them, even though they've never been all that nice to me. You fucking people don't deserve my kindness.

If a woman purposely impregnates herself without the consent of the man whose sperm she is using, should it be considered rape?