Sometimes I just need a pussy licking....

My girlfriend wants to try anal intercourse but her bum is too tight even with lube. Finger blasting is a bit awkward and she screams every time the penis goes in. Any suggestions?

Can someone just put me in a mental hospital already? I'm so tired of my brain being fucked.

For those of you wondering why you were "put in the friend zone", I have a few reasons for you.
1. She isn't attracted to you.
2. She thinks you have too much baggage.
3. She knows your a desperate loser because you consider the friend zone to be real.
Do you want to know what the friend zone really is? It's a place that all of the guys that are so desperate to not talk to more than one woman at a time refer to when they get shot down. I didn't realize that NAU was now admitting 10th graders that can't be social, have female friends, or move on from the word "no". Man up, grow a pair, and go meet people.

You know those women that say that all of their friends are guys? That's because women don't think with their dicks and can smell trouble and baggage from two miles away.

I usually wait to go to the bathroom until I get to work. For some reason I just like the idea of getting paid to take my shits.

If you live in the Suites and blast rap at 8 o'clock in the morning you're a rude ass piece of shit.

I tend to walk around campus often with my head down and alone in my thoughts, makes me kinda sad how i don't have any friends to talk to or walk with or even share experiences with. i hate the fact that i see a lot of people with many friends at the hotspot and dub as well :/ so i walk around campus a lot hoping that at some point, someone will eventually talk to me... I'm lonely and i graduate next year... college sucks.