That awkward moment when a kid who is younger than you asks to swap dick picks, and you specifically remember that they were a woman when you went to high school together...

My belly button isn't exactly centered on my body and it bothers the shit out of me.

It's a week into my (break) nau, stop sending me emails

I had a dream about making out with my little sister (in high school) last night. Idk waht to make of this.

I like girls like I enjoy meat. I'm vegetarian, but I can still appreciate that meat smells delicious, and can make me hungry. Interpret that how you want.

I took a dump that was over a foot long

Today the Ex wanted to Skype with me. So, I agreed to it. Lo and behold, there was a dick on the camera. I saw the opportunity to get back at him. I took off my shirt and started playing with my breasts and moaned a little for like 3 minutes and then just suddenly ended the call. Nah son you never let me finish.

I personally don't support animal rights at all. I got a rabbit fur coat the other day and I wear a ton of leather. I eat meat and I hate dogs. I use makeup that was tested on animals, and I have no problem with any of that. Anybody who thinks I'm "evil" can go shove a ferret up their ass.