Saturday, 27 December 2014 01:34 AM
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AAAAHHH HAATEEZZ ZZEEH HOLIDAYZZ!
Thursday, 25 December 2014 12:28 PM
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I will confess... I like to binge eat on vacations to make up for my weight loss during the semester.
Wednesday, 24 December 2014 11:50 PM
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I recently realized how much my money I waste just to make life more convenient. Its absurd
Wednesday, 24 December 2014 11:07 PM
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I make sure to thank my designated driver when they get me home safe. Dosn't matter if they're my parents, my friends, or some folk I met at a party. They deserve the thanks for being willing and able to drive when I could not.
Tuesday, 23 December 2014 09:22 PM
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I'm helping my mom with her diet so I can eat more.
Ex: "mom, you can't have that piece of pizza. You're on a diet."
Tuesday, 23 December 2014 06:56 PM
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There are three women I have feelings for: my ex, my current gf, and the girl I hope to one day be with. The girls of Christmas past, present, and yet to come.
Tuesday, 23 December 2014 06:34 PM
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I remember I used to be a "nice guy". Now I do not fall for mind games. I just leave, and do not come back. If having self respect makes me an asshole than consider me Shia LaBoef. Girls, be careful who you play mind games with, you may lose.
Tuesday, 23 December 2014 05:03 PM
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My mom lost her phone and a homeless man found it. He keeps facetiming me saying he's my new father.