Last year my roommate got really drunk and passed out. He woke up naked on his bedroom floor...little does he know that he didn't undress himself ;)

To keep it all the way real with you, I haven't been doing shit but eating food, watching netflix, and watching porn over break. I love it too.

As a guy, I don't understand why men are still expected to initiate the relationship.

Everytime I go into dominos...that cute Alaskan is working and always gives me this look. One day I'll get the nerve to ask for his number, I know he wants my dick.

This new years eve. I took a big fat cock in the ally way by the green room thanks;) :* and am married sorry my husband. But I still fuck the guy I met on new years eve ;)

My roommate got hit by a car and got put in the hospital. And I was glad because I hated living with that pig.

I try to be the "nice guy". Im always honest, try to make a girl feel like a princess. I never get taken seriously. They just put me off on the side. I just don't get what I do wrong. I'm tired of this void in my life. So fucking lonely. I do all the stuff people say to do. I enjoy my hobbys, focus on school, hang out with friends... but im still just so lonely.

After reading what some of you fuqs do to people's food (especially delivery!) I take a blacklight to my order before eating!