Monday, 12 January 2015 08:13 PM
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I reported my Muslim neighbor to homeland security after seeing something disturbing. I did the right thing? It was patriotic and I did the right thing...
Monday, 12 January 2015 08:04 PM
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When you need to shit so bad but your boyfriend is in the room…sometimes you just gotta kick their asses out
Monday, 12 January 2015 07:42 PM
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I'm not upset because you rejected me. I'm upset because you denied me the satisfaction of rejecting you.
Monday, 12 January 2015 06:37 PM
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You know what? Fuck bendy straws!
Monday, 12 January 2015 06:01 PM
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Having to take a prescription that "may" cause diarrhea during the first week back to school is pretty shitty.
Monday, 12 January 2015 05:27 PM
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An orgy: The only place you can really party hard.
Monday, 12 January 2015 12:45 PM
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If you wear your letters the first week of school I automatically hate you. Yes I'm very biased but I honestly don't give a fuck :)
Monday, 12 January 2015 12:32 PM
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I wish there was a polite way to tell people on the bus that we can hear their music. I don't know if it's some shitty headphones or that they hate their eardrums, but it's the first day back and I'm already tired of it.