I don't know how to not be bullied by my roommate. I've always done something wrong to her.

Word to the wise for when we all have that time. If you have kids don't raise them how you were, don't take a back burner and do nothing, all you should do is look at the world now and teach them what you need to survive in the current world. Otherwise all you'll get is a kid who always feels out of place.

Put myself out there for the person I wanted. Same night everyone is like come downtown we're drunk. The world instantly knew I didn't want to be single anymore so everything came out of the wood works.

Now that I'm older I use my high school ID to crush pills and cut lines. I can't decide if that's irony or just awesome.

I confess that i love sign language. Is there a sign language club here on campus?

NAU stop asking me about my academics. We both know they are shit.

Sociology of Sexuality. The only class where a professor can recommend his students to use a vibrator and get away with it.

Watching porn as a class is weird.