Which one is better, an orgasm or pizza?

I find it hilarious every time my roommate says he's going to work out. I literally laugh on the inside and think, "bitch please, you literally gained another 20 pounds by telling that lie."

It's just the first week back to school and I've been drunk the full 4 days. Aayyy turnnup

Why are there no manly gay dudes here? Feels like every gay dude here is a ridiculously flamboyant or feminine twink or a giant diva. Dude if I wanted to date that I'd date a woman. I feel like I'm gayer than them cause I just like dudes. My confession is I am a homophobic fag and I'm thirsty as fuck.

Last night this cute little black cat with a red collar was following me and my friends. Super friendly and super cute. It looked like my friends cat and well turns out it wasn't. At the time all the shelters were closed. If you lost your black cat I currently have it and would like to get it back to it's owner

My friend is the guy with the pregnant girlfriend at home. He's hooking up with as many girls as he can rn. He's my bro but seriously? He should be figuring his shit out with his pregnant girlfriend amirite? He won't listen to anything I say.

With every confession, good, bad, funny, dumb; there is always a negative comment. Positivity people!!!

Remember all of you who has roommates, sex sounds are only awesome when your the one making them to everyone else its the worst way to be woking up! Music is your friend use it! I rather be woking up to anything but moans! If i can use music so can you!