I don't think about my lady, I know that sounds kind of mean
But me and my old lady have fallen into the same old dull routine
So I am looking for a new girl, one that isn't as mad
And though I'm nobody's poet, I thought this wasn't half bad

If you like four locos and getting caught in the snow
If you're into 4:20, if you have half a kilo
If you like making love at midnight while my roommates asleep
Then I'm the love that you've looked for, write to me and escape

I love how you broke ass college students go get free tickets just to turn a profit.

I'll Strive For 5 when NAU foxes my water pressure

To the girl who says you, and most of the girls you know, are complaining about "the lack of D you're getting": Looks like the overly high standards, constant flaking, stuck-up/bitchy "strong independent woman" demeanor, false rape accusations, and men opting to use internet porn as a result is starting to catch up to you. Personally, none of my FWB's share your problem, but I sure hope you get that D you think you deserve.

Damn pedophiles! Back at it again with the white vans...

Why does everyone assume the folks at NAU are all nice? There are backstabbers and terrible people out there.

On the slut shaming thing: persoanlly, I'm not a big fan of sleeping around - just not who I am as a person. But I have friends who do and I've never felt the need to judge or look down on them for it. However, one of them did just test positive for herpes, even though she claims to use comdoms every time. Another just ruined on a long standing friendship because she slept with someone she shouldn't have. I think it's ultimately about making smart decisions. I don't get around because I know it puts me at risk for an STI - I also try not have sex with guys who sleep around a lot because I know they're more likely to pass something onto me. And not to put anybody down, but to me, guys who are more picky about who they sleep with come off as more attractive; in my mind it shows that they don't just settle for whatever's in front of them and put more thought into their actions. I'd imagine some guys have a similar perception of girls. So even though I think it's wrong to judge others for how many people they sleep with, I feel limiting the number of sexual partners is simply a smarter choice.

I am so lonely, everytime I think I have a chance with a girl they stop talking to me or I never had a chance in the first place. I don't know what I am doing wrong, tinder doesn't even work for me. I am very polite and chill but nothing is working. I have been depressed recently because of it. I have never thought about suicide until recently and there's nothing I can do about it.