To the people that post irrelevant memes in the comment section, what are you even doing? You look like a fuckboi, quit that shit.

To the San Francisco freshman everyone keeps posting about. Have you called your pregnant girlfriend yet? Have you stopped fuckin around with the girls on campus? I can't imagine what your pregnant girlfriend is going through. I believe people can change and do what is right. I hope you have

I ate a string cheese I found in my truck as I was driving to class. I don't know how long it had been in there, but what the heck, it's been cold outside and it didn't smell funny and I was hungry.

Didn't think of it again. Until 20 minutes later when I was sitting in class. Really had to rip ass. Held it in. I didn't know holding farts in could hurt this bad. Held it in for an hour. Class let out. I step out to finally unleash what my body had created. Promptly shit my pants in the engineering building. I never thought this would happen to me guys.

To the country guy, smoking with your friend by The Suites. I bummed a smoke from you guys. You said you were a mechanical engineer major. You talked about teaching your dog how to get you beer. Ya. You should comment on this post!

My parents are blackmailing me. They press me to apply to every internship I can find and when I get one they change their minds and say I have to apply to one in my home town. Ridiculous.

I'm quite sorry for bursting your bubble,but there is no God. God is a made up word that is created by society to manipulate the people and to excuse corruption. It does make me wonder though,what would have society transformed into without religion? Would we as humans still have the capacity to learn morality? Honestly,probably not and I am upset in not knowing. Is it even possible?

So I had an Ipod touch stolen from me last semester. It had a grey see-thru case where there was a picture of a hand drawn pirate ship that my fiance drew for me. I don't wan't the Ipod back, just the pictures that were in it. Seriously, precious memories there!! The Ipod is worthless compared to the pictures, so, if you wouldn't mind confessing on here, I'll leave you my contact info so that I can get my pictures back.

I like to stalk people in my class on social media. I don't know who is who. I find their names in the discussion board and simply start to investigate.