I sent a pic to my ex with my new full beard, captioned "Do you want to stroke it?". She blocked me. Bitch.

Why can't I find a girl like Kate Upton that girl is everything beautiful about a girl! Anyone who compares I'll put a ring on it

I'm 20, old enough to know when I'm sick, why are my instructors treating me like criminal? They're the ones acting like douche bags.

So, I have a medical condition were I cannot receive certain vaccines. Because idiots are refusing to get vaccinated because they would rather listen to idiot celebrities and pseudo science that has been debunked instead of trained medical doctors and Heath professionals. Those people put me and others who are not able to be vaccinated at risk of contracting a disease. So thank you anti vaccine idiots.

I know I'll never be able to be happy, just not wired right. So I'm happy whenever everyone else is.

Sometimes I feel like making new friends and trying to talk to people I don't already know. Then I remember most of you 20 something's are all the same boring lifeless creatures without more than a fart in your heads. I hope you have fun mudding or listening yo the newest pop song by *insert white girl brainwashing our generation/black rapper instilling hateful language and bad ideas into the minds of young men*.

You guys, holy crap, blue vagina (like blue balls) is DEFINITELY a thing.

My plans for Valentine's Day consist of, Netflix, pizza, vodka and porn hub. It's gonna be a magical night.