If a white girl goes to Starbucks and doesn't Instagram it, did it really happen?

To the cute pink haired girl named Caitlyn I met in the union extension a few weeks ago, I should have asked you for your phone number but I had to leave suddenly. I regret doing that you seemed really cool.

I'm taken, but there's this guy that always catches my eye. I would never try anything, but I appreciate the eyecandy

Starting birth control through NAU medical services....any other females who did this as well? I'm just starting the process.

I only have dude friends and I'm a female. My two problems are I can't seem to find very many other girls that are chill to hang out with and I kinda am suffering from D withdrawal, I need a dude who isn't my friend to pounce on. Like if you're one of those two things. Broadening my social scope!

I'm totally into you. It's hard to see you now on campus this semester, but when I do...I'm like daaaamn!

I really don't know if you're flirting with me or not. I would like to think you do, but I'm totally into you. Maybe you just want me to come visit you for the company? Hahaha.

Damn its getting cuddle buddy weather. need to find female cuddle buddies.