That moment when facebook says "3 of your friends like NAU Confessions" and you've hooked up with all of them.

I confess that anytime I come across a confession that attempts to make a point about religion I immediately scroll past. Ain't nobody got time for that.

Down with the patriarchy!

My niece just told me that she loves me and it made me cry.

Qur'an 9:123- O you who believe! Fight those of the unbelievers who are near to you and let them find in you hardness.

Qur'an 3:28- Let not the believers take disbelievers for their friends in preference to believers. Whoso doeth hath no connection with Allah unless it be that ye but guard yourselves against them, taking as it were security.

Sahih Muslim 30- Muhammad said: "I have been commanded to fight against people so long as they do not declare that there is no god but Allah."

Qur'an 9:111- Surely Allah has bought of the believers their persons and their property for this, that they shall have the garden; they fight in Allah's way, so they slay and are slain.

Sahih al-Bukhari 6924- Muhammad said: "I have been ordered to fight the people till they say: La ilaha illallah (none has the right to be worshipped but Allah), and whoever said La ilaha illallah, Allah will save his property and his life from me."

Sahih Muslim 4366- "I will expel the Jews and the Christians from the Arabian Peninsula and will not leave any but Muslims."

Sounds REALLY peaceful......

I'm looking for a girl that makes beanies and posted adds in the suites last year. My boyfriend got a forest green beanie from you as a gift for me and I would like another one!

I almost killed myself on tequila sunrise by jumping off San Fran parking garage.

If a girl is upset, hold her and tell her she is beautiful. If she starts to growl, retreat to a safe distance and throw chocolate at her.