Sadly I am spending Thanksgiving up here alone, anybody spending it up here in flag and want to cook dinner together?

since i came to NAU ,i keep hearing the same shit from the girls in my classes every god damn semester " u look stylish+colorful how can u speak these languages , ur healthy not smoking not drinking , u working out alot, but man why u still single until now !!! Also when i tell them , i have never been in relationship they get shocked and saying ur liar. I DONT KNOW WHAT CAN I SAY TO THEM !!?

I just want a guy that will drink Angry Orchard with me and smoke a blunt. Please? :D

I'm seriously considering selling my eggs not to pay for college, but to pay for my future PS4. Hey, if I can provide a lifetime of happiness to both myself and a childless couple in one go, why the hell not?

All the confessions in the last few days have been of the "I said this while crying and masturbating" type

i just want a fit girl who will workout with me daily and eat healthy. ill take that any day than a girl to have a beer with or party with every week.

Guys that say they want a relationship... But don't. Face palm. Quit playin

I shit in the top tank of my roommate's toilet before moving out. Take that you mouth breathing fucktard.