Tattooed pizza man, your eyes make me melt like cheese. I want to buy five dollar pizzas from you for the rest of my life.

Over the summer, I almost had sex with a professor from a different school who was a little over 18 years older than me. I regret not following through with it... Now I'm talking to someone who is about 13 years older than me. I'm not sure how to feel about all of this... or myself for that matter...

Okay, I admit it.. I wanna get laid. But, I'm terrible with hook ups. :p

THE THIRST IS TOO REAL ON THIS PAGE

So I pass this guy on the bridge by the suites and sometimes at the light by campus heights and tinsley. We are always walking the opposite direction, but oh my goodness, he is damn attractive. I feel like sometimes he looks my way, but I'm never certain. Say hi one of these days, will you?(:

So there is this guy I met at a LGBT club. He is so cute, smart and funny. He is everything I like in a guy and we connect really well. But, every time I text him, he never responds. I am usually a laid back kind of guy and didn't really mind because he really has a busy life. However, I have gotten no response from him. Zero. I am sitting here trying to recollect any possible moments of stupidity or turn-offs I might have done for him to just walk away.

i just want a dude to care for me....all of these people getting attention while i'm getting air lmaoo i want someone to want me too.. #ForeverAlone

I masturbated with one of the really thick handled ladles in my apartment and stuck it in the dishwasher when I was done. Before I could fill it with more dishes so I could run it my roommate used the ladle. Sorry chica, when you licked your fingers you got a little something extra.