When i walk into the engineering internet cafe its like walking into mini saudi arabia.

My penis hurts when i pee..... Thanks NAU!

Advise; When walking to training in the am, never walk with a talkative person. It's too early for that shit. I'm still processing the thought that I'm going running @6am.

I'm just a guy who wants a friend (that's a girl) one who's active likes to hike and can handle thier liquor, like this status if you think you could be that girl and i'll add you

I freakin love you guys.

If you're the type of girl that constantly flirts on guys with girlfriends, all while knowing he has a girlfriend, we're going to have a problem. Don't make comments about not knowing why you don't have friends that are girls or get upset when people call you out for your behavior. Don't try act like miss innocent. You're a little bit of a dick. We get it.

If your confession is more than 4 lines of text I automatically skip it.

So because someone puts themselves out there and explains what they want and like in the significant other, they're all of a sudden "thirsty"?? What about just having standards and character for yourself?