Where are all these girls that are confessing saying they want a girl? Here is one! Like this status.

I wish everyone in my dorm hall would cheer when I poop the perfect turd

Girl who said to me "don't eat my food" on the first floor of cowden while I bought green tea, you're gorgeous.

I don't always submit confessions, but when I do; I re-read it eight hundred times to make sure everything is spelled right so I won't get trolled

sometimes when im bored i run though allen hall and rub my dick on the door handles.... is that weird?

I would like a cuddle buddy. Could be a boy or a girl. (Posted by a female)

I just don't understand how girls have "dry spells" or get "sexually frustrated." You have a vagina! You are on campus with literally THOUSANDS of sexually RABID guys. If you want to get laid, just say hi to someone! Or fucking smile! If you're worried about "looking like a slut" then you you must not want it enough. You have to make a choice. There have been girls who are EASILY a 5 at best that I have fucked just because they threw themselves at me. If you want some dick, get up, go to the fucking union, show a few guys some interests, exchange numbers, ask to hang out, and go get it! Stop sitting and bitching about it.

I got a DUI this past summer and it fuckin' sucked. I also go to movies by myself, alot.