If one more person says "the struggle is real" or "thirsty", ima slap them in the forehead with my mushroom tip.

My RA was the best on campus. He was funny, he told me to smoke in the bathroom so they cant trace it to a room, he chilled with me and my friend down the hall boozing till 3 in the morning but recently was fired he was fired because he fucked other girl RAs. This is not a lie. I miss my nigga and will get you back baby:)

I have seen some people posting about how people don't wash their hands in the bathrooms. You know most of the dorms have sinks in the own rooms? Maybe they prefer to wash their hands there. Just a thought. I know there are some nasty fuckers who don't wash them at all though.

i'm not anorexic, i just replaced breakfast with crack

I really wish I could find a cute guy who has the same taste in music I do: Green Day, Pierce the Veil, My Chemical Romance, Blink-182, etc.

I really hate the term "thirsty" when describing people who want sex. Every time I read it or see it I want to bash someones face in with a cricket bat!

I from pare myself to every girl I see and I start to feel more and more ugly. I am in a relationship, but have never bee given a compliment besides him. I just wish I was presently enough to be noticed.

Sometimes my cats watch me masturbate, is that weird?