So I just saw my professors profile on Grindr. This should be interesting.

Sexually-liberated young woman here!
Usually when I masturbate I don't think about a specific person, but today I thought about Matt McGorry... whispering sweet and witty feminist quips in my ear. I came faster and harder than ever before. :)
Gender equality is sexy, y'all!

So. I'm a guy and usually that does not happen often but one guy I met in the beginning of the semester. I think I have a crush on him. He's gay so that would not be the problem. I just think that he more is into guys that look different than me. Yes blonde guy on north campus. I'm talking about you.

I hate it when I see able bodied people hitting the handicapped butting to open the door. I mean really?! You can't use the useful arms and legs you were given to open the door your damn self and walk through it?! I mean come on! I can understand if your hands are super full and you can't reach out to grab the handle...but the rest of you just look like lazy bitches. I hope you catch the flu from touching that button

I just want to give GIANT thank you to whoever turned my ring into the mathlab front desk. I really do appreciate you not keeping it! The students of NAU never cease to amaze me:) thanks again!

I hate how you're born out of nowhere forced to go to school then get a job and work endless hours. I was thinking about this today and I feel like not all humans lived this way...maybe back then it was just find food, prepare food, eat food, procreate. Then we evolved. Could our brains be happy not doing anything? Or would we want pleasures that require labor from others.....

When ur hair won't listen to you and it's a mess and ur just like ???? I grew you myself??? I gave you life and this is how you repay me??

Don't take Entomology unless you want to be a trained serial killer.